Thursday, November 20, 2008

Michigan Jokes!

I've been getting email forwards so I thought I'd pass these along... if you have your own just post them in the comment section! :)


Hey, did you hear that the Ohio State - Michigan game has been canceled! I couldn't believe it either. On there way to Columbus, Michigan couldn't get past Toledo ! GO BUCKS!


Michigan football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Rich Rodriguez immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.


A lady in Ann Arbor calls 911. Hysterically, she says,
'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to
rob me!'

The police officer says, 'Ma'm, we're really busy at the moment. Just get
the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'


Q: What is Rich Rodriguez's biggest concern?

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Ann Arbor ?

A: A huddle

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Q: Four Michigan players are in a car, who's driving?

A: The police


Q: Why can't most of the U of M players get into a huddle on the field?

A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.


The University of Michigan team has adopted a new Honor System:

'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.

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The Wolverines are hoping for an undefeated season this year....

11 Arrests, 0 convictions.


Q: How did the Wolverines spend the first week of Spring Training?

A: Studying their Miranda rights


  1. I LOVE the anthrax scare! That one is HILARIOUS!

  2. those were hilarious!

    Call be about saturday!

  3. Not to kick a hornet's nest, but you have an awful lot of jokes about Michigan players in trouble with the law. Don't forget the plank:

    Now in fairness, IU isn't full of angels either:

    You'd just think with all the smarts at Ohio State they could come up with some better jokes. That's all.

    What a horrible game to watch, though it was better than the whoopin' Purdue put on my Hoosiers.

  4. I do agree that its kind of poking fun at all schools.. What school doesn't have problems with the law?